Nasi Lemak Vs Boobs, which one is BETTER?

Does SIZE matter?....it's so cliche when people always referring to other's size when it comes to BREAST, TITS or BOOBS...for instance, in Malay community, they always associate d-size of Boobs with d-size n price of Nasi Lemak which is d-bigger d-BOOBS, d-pricier d-Nasi Lemak. Hahaha, it's true.....come to MALAYSIA where u can have both Nasi Lemak n Boobs. Nay.....wut eva u may call it, this stuff was created to breastfeed a baby.

Anyway, why NASI LEMAK?...dun ask me why, I dunno who came up with d-idea. For those who'r not familiar wut's Nasi Lemak, well, Nasi Lemak has been selected as top 10 fav foods among Malaysian. That's wut I read in d-local newspaper, d-STAR. In brief, d-rice must b cooked in coconut milk. Once done, it has to be served with anchovies chili sauce n garnished with a half slice of egg, some nuts n couple slice of cucumber. These are d-defaults preparation n it's up to u to add wuteva u may like it. Depending on ur preferences. Below is d-wrapped Nasi Lemak n d-ready-to-eat Nasi Lemak.

Nasi Lemak, credit to mymalaysiabooks

Ooops, I got almost sidetracked. So, wut do u think of Nasi Lemak n Boobs. Do they hv stg in common?....do these 2 stuff look a like? Hahahahaha....I leave it to ur wild imagination...ermmm, it does look like a B or D cups, depending on wut size is urs...I mean d-wrapped Nasi Lemak...LOL

Anyway, regarding d-size-thingy, say Pamela Anderson and Kate Moss which both of them are notoriously popular in their own way. As y'all knw by know, Pamela got quite handful n mouthful of Nasi Lemak compared to Kate Moss...U c, that's how a common conversation among d-MALAY GUY whn it comes to Boobs. Or another line of conversation, she's got RM2.00 Nasi Lemak, but d-one who sitting next to her only got RM0.50 Nasi Lemak. GOT IT!!!!....

And it's not a surprised nowadays where u can c all young gals willing to save up just to undergo knife to get a boob job. It's all becuz of d-celebrity-appeals. These naive young gals desperately wanted to look like their so-called idol which they look up to. Duhhh....wth...

In Malaysia alone, Ifa Raziah, d-dangdut singer turned actress turned WHI host claimed that she had a breast implant back then in 1990's. The silicone-thingy which makes d-boob look like nasi lemak burst n it was a nearly-death experiences. Well, that's d-price she had to pay for having a nice NASI LEMAK.

All in all, it's all depends on how u c urself. If u think by having a boob job can boost ur confident level, wut can I say is...no comment. Hehehehe.....

One thing to remember, as I mentioned above, one of d-reason it was created is to breastfeed ur future baby (if any). So, do watch ur boob n examine as often as possible as it is for ur own good. Plus, u dun want to get a breast cancer rite?....

So, which one is better?...Nasi Lemak or Boobs?